3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
