kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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