id be glad to
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Couch. On fire.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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