found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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