And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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