Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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