i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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