You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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