Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
my liver is dry heaving
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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