She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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