Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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