Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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