I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i dont even know how to be here
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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