did you get engaged???
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
