Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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