Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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