I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just want nice things and good sex
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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