i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize