I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
