that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Bring me that man meat
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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