You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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