All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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