everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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