Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
love makes seman taste better
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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