Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Randomize
