haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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