Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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