she was so not down for the gang bang
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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