dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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