feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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