They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
being pregnant is like rehab
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize