Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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