So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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