Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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