Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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