I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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