I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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