Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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