You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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