Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
this boner is exhausting
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Randomize
