That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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