Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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