yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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