Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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