Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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