Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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