He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
