Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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