I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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