people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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