found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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