Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Did you just see the Batmobile???
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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