I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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