You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Randomize
