I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
