just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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